MY BIRTHDAY
MY BIRTHDAY
now all bow before me at my greatness as i am now officially an extra year wiser than before....now after my birthday i think ill take year off till my next 1 ripe old age of 20!!!! mmmm beer at 6am hehehehe (jus finished work btw,dont want u thinkin that im an alcoholic.but give it time )
- SpikedCoffey
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Yes! I'm not the biggest alki in <font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font> hahaahah, stay off my back X!
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
- SpikedCoffey
- Ballin' on a Budget
- Posts: 871
- Joined: Sat Aug 14, 2004 8:38 am
- Location: Ash-Town, North Carolina
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Here to send you Birthday cheer,
I give you Squee to spank your rear.
Bobo will party with you, drunk and obscene,
While his server gives you a bad ping.
X will come and remind you what your values are,
Nevermind, he won't make it (he has a sucky car).
<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> will joke around, hes only playing,
Even though nobody knows what the hell hes saying.
The bootcampers can't come cause they still noobs,
I'll buy you a stripper with big fake boobs.
Then we'll all get in a drinking contest,
And everyone will lose, cause I'm the best.
Master C will pass out (he can't hold his liquor),
We'll lite the birthday candles and watch them flicker.
Those are not candles! for goodness sake!
F@tal just blew up your birthday cake.
Hope you have a great birthday my friend,
And that brings this birthday poem to the, finish.
I give you Squee to spank your rear.
Bobo will party with you, drunk and obscene,
While his server gives you a bad ping.
X will come and remind you what your values are,
Nevermind, he won't make it (he has a sucky car).
<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> will joke around, hes only playing,
Even though nobody knows what the hell hes saying.
The bootcampers can't come cause they still noobs,
I'll buy you a stripper with big fake boobs.
Then we'll all get in a drinking contest,
And everyone will lose, cause I'm the best.
Master C will pass out (he can't hold his liquor),
We'll lite the birthday candles and watch them flicker.
Those are not candles! for goodness sake!
F@tal just blew up your birthday cake.
Hope you have a great birthday my friend,
And that brings this birthday poem to the, finish.
Last edited by SpikedCoffey on Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:09 pm, edited 2 times in total.
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
that was fun mike, how long did that take u.....and i got to blow something up tis a shame it wasnt a person tho
Compare your life to mine then kill yourself.
The dumber people think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them.
There are no problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of explosives.
The dumber people think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them.
There are no problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of explosives.