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A Riddle

Post by StingeR » Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:57 pm

A Woman named Jane and her sister were terribly sad after losing there mother. When there mothers funeral came, Jane the daughter met a man who she began to fall in love with. When the funerel ended and the man left, Jane was sily enough to forget to ask his phone number.
She was terribly stressed about this and missed the man a lot.

Two weeks later she murders her sister. Why did she do this?




Ill be impressed if you get this!
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Post by BoBo » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:22 pm

so they guys will come to the funeral so she can get his #
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Post by f@tal » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:44 pm

heard that one. some1 asked it before and said they ask this to some of the ppl who murdered ppl and they all got it. :twisted: i got it right
:twisted: Compare your life to mine then kill yourself. :twisted:

:twisted: The dumber people think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them. :twisted:

:twisted: There are no problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of explosives. :twisted:

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Post by StingeR » Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:31 am

the fact behind that riddle is that if you get it your apparently a psycho path :P
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Re: A Riddle

Post by Wimpeh » Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:07 am

Stinger wrote:A Woman named Jane and her sister were terribly sad after losing there mother. When there mothers funeral came, Jane the daughter met a man who she began to fall in love with. When the funerel ended and the man left, Jane was sily enough to forget to ask his phone number.
She was terribly stressed about this and missed the man a lot.

Two weeks later she murders her sister. Why did she do this?




Ill be impressed if you get this!

Sister killed Jane her goldfish bcuz fishy was blowing bubbles looking like her mom and she started cryin everytime she saw it.. then jane killed her sister coz she killed her goldfish
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Post by Master C » Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:55 am

lol <b>what the heck</b>?
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Post by Wimpeh » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:08 am

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Post by Squee » Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:52 am

<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> you scare me...
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Post by Wimpeh » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:19 pm

well i could have said squirrel instead of goldfish but i couldnt.. bcuz i love u so much
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Post by Master C » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:50 pm

squee. u a red or grey squirrel?
this way i can decide if i love or hate u
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Post by Wimpeh » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:05 pm

you racist
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Post by f@tal » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:30 pm

she could be a fox squirell too!
:twisted: Compare your life to mine then kill yourself. :twisted:

:twisted: The dumber people think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them. :twisted:

:twisted: There are no problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of explosives. :twisted:

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Post by Wimpeh » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:38 pm

black squirrels exist 2..
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Post by BoBo » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:41 pm

they have albino squees also
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Post by lumberpat » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:04 pm

Technically You could dye a squirrel different colors...I dunno.
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Post by StingeR » Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:46 am

lol u see a pink squee with a blue stripe down the middle when ur walking in the park :P
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Post by f@tal » Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:55 am

haha stinger. forgot about a cat squirell. but i think its the same as grey or red squirell. yeah there are black squirells but they barely live in the US. some place in massachusets or something
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Post by Squee » Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:57 am

f@tal wrote:haha stinger. forgot about a cat squirell. but i think its the same as grey or red squirell. yeah there are black squirells but they barely live in the US. some place in massachusets or something
umm i see black squirrels in my back yard so dont even say that.. ok.. yeah thanks.. and they live all over the us.. idk...
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Post by Master C » Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:56 pm

well my reason being grey squirrels are indircelty wiping out red squirrels in britain.
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Post by Squee » Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:58 pm

oh.. well im a brown squirrel.. just like the one in my picture.. so it dont matter...
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Post by Master C » Sun Jun 12, 2005 2:22 pm

brown. close enough to red. i wont have to chop down ur tree now!
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Post by Squee » Sun Jun 12, 2005 2:44 pm

aww.. thanks.. i feel loved..
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Post by Wimpeh » Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:20 pm

when i say "now i dont have 2 chomp down your tree" doesnt mean 'i love you..'

but u still can feel loved if u want 2..
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Post by Squee » Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:05 pm

i know im loved even if its not by you!!..
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Post by Master C » Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:06 pm

some1 loves u!? woh. just goes to show........something or another
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