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Post by Sgt.Slaughter »

Let's have fun with this:

Merchant isn't made from steel, steel is made from Merchant.
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Post by f@tal »

When Merchant falls in water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Merchant
:twisted: Compare your life to mine then kill yourself. :twisted:

:twisted: The dumber people think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them. :twisted:

:twisted: There are no problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of explosives. :twisted:
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Post by merch@nt »

Rofl 8)
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Post by blackangel »

hahahahahahaha..... :lol:
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Post by Sgt.Slaughter »

Merchant fights for freedom wherever there is trouble over land, and sea, and air!!!!!
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Post by Wimpeh »

merchant just smells funny, end of story.. :P
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Post by SpikedCoffey »

You better watch ur face Mel b4 Merchant potatoe-sacks you.
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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Post by Wimpeh »

*somewhere in asia; typing on a laptop with wifi*

U CAN GIVE UP MERCHANT :twisted:
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Post by Sgt.Slaughter »

The chief export of Merchant is pain.
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Post by f@tal »

merchant sleeps with a night light. not because hes afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of merchant.
:twisted: Compare your life to mine then kill yourself. :twisted:

:twisted: The dumber people think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them. :twisted:

:twisted: There are no problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of explosives. :twisted:
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Post by DreamTheater »

merchant isnt hung like a horse... horses are hung like merchant :shock: yeah weird i know but its funny =P
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Post by Sgt.Slaughter »

Police label anyone attacking Merchant as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
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Post by SpikedCoffey »

Merchant gives adrenaline to his enemies in the game and they still can't withstand his roundhouse kick to the face.
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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Post by f@tal »

merchant doesnt wet the bed, the bed wets itself out of sheer terror.
:twisted: Compare your life to mine then kill yourself. :twisted:

:twisted: The dumber people think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them. :twisted:

:twisted: There are no problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of explosives. :twisted:
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Post by Sgt.Slaughter »

Merchant doesn't read books, he just stares at them until he gets the information he wants.
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Post by toblerone »

merchant = chuck norris
P - U - N - X tattooed on my knuckles
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Post by SpikedCoffey »

there is not limit to player slots on midnight spikage, just a number of ppl merchant allows to live long enough to connect.
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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Post by SpikedCoffey »

merchant is not injecting himself with adrenaline as a medic, its tobasco sauce.
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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