A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a
busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk,
even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the
cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I
pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car"
Priceless
im srry!...Priceless
im srry!...Priceless
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Belleraphon
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Heh. Yea thats a really good one.
But I have to say my favorite Cop story still remains to be:
(True Story)
Ok so one day I was riding down the road with my mother. We start to go down this hill where a bike path crosses the road in quite a few places. So we're driving down this hill road and a cop pulls us over. He says to her " Ma'am, Are you aware that the speed limit on this road is 25?" As residents of this area for 14 years, she says "Oh, I'm sorry I thought it was 35." So here comes the punch line. The officer does the classic thing were he looks down his nose over his sunglasses at you and says "You were going 50 ma'am."
But I have to say my favorite Cop story still remains to be:
(True Story)
Ok so one day I was riding down the road with my mother. We start to go down this hill where a bike path crosses the road in quite a few places. So we're driving down this hill road and a cop pulls us over. He says to her " Ma'am, Are you aware that the speed limit on this road is 25?" As residents of this area for 14 years, she says "Oh, I'm sorry I thought it was 35." So here comes the punch line. The officer does the classic thing were he looks down his nose over his sunglasses at you and says "You were going 50 ma'am."
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