Write Your Own Stupid Drinking Quote

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Write Your Own Stupid Drinking Quote

Post by SpikedCoffey »

Do I really need to explain the title. Oh i forgot we have women here. Write your own stupid quote.

"If I didn't drink I'd probably hate a good majority of you guys."

"Red Stripe, Helping white guys dance."
"Ruffies, Helping ugly guys get laid"

"If you've been sitting in the bar for 3 hours and suddenly think the waitress is hot, its time to go home."

"When your drunk you have no possible chance of getting sex, but when your girlfriend is drunk the possibilities are endless"

OK I'll admit I party fouled, that last 1 was just wrong. All ladies please direct your hatemail to lumberpat@spkclan.com
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When after all it was you and me.
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And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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Post by Franchize »

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets see where do i start??????

good lord my brain is overheating just bringing up all the memories....

Maybe I should put makes 'infamous' pickup line drunken quote??????


LMFWAOROF

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Post by Squee »

EXCUSE ME!!! i am well aware of what this thread is about no need to explain you poo head!!!

too bad i dont drink.. so therefore i wouldnt know any "stupid drinking quotes" and i quoted that from the blondest guy here.. :D
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Post by Wimpeh »

ehh if i remember well it was.. "uelauelaalalaueala"

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hahahaha <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>
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