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Who would win in a fight between Batman and Darth Vader

Batman
1
7%
Darth
2
14%
Chuck Norris
11
79%
 
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Where, O death, is now thy sting?
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LOL thats a good one Pat! Whenever Walker fought an entire gorilla amry he could always beat all of then without even using a gun.

Oh man, this one is perverted but soo damn funny.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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and it all started with a WoW addon, pfft
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Post by lumberpat »

mike didn't you read that one? lol, the answer was Chuck Norris
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i read it after i changed it lol.

Chuck Norris has to kick himself in the face to shave because the only thing that can cut chuck noriis is chuck norris
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/ (if you haven't already seen it)
P - U - N - X tattooed on my knuckles
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more chuck norris facts..
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain...
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Chuck norris Reads his facts
video proof of his powers
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chuck norris man he is teh win!!!!!! Thank you chuck norris..... if you have seen dodgeball you knowwhat im onabout lol
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