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Best post ever in the world
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New
York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch... you may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and
are extremely good looking.
Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012,789 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are next to impossible to
please.
"Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!"
York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch... you may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and
are extremely good looking.
Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012,789 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are next to impossible to
please.
"Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!"
If this is a man > women joke you fail horribly.. because now you kinda say you can buy husbands which you cannot imo...
yet i'm a person that thinks everything is bad except himself and take everything with lame comments such as this one
yet i'm a person that thinks everything is bad except himself and take everything with lame comments such as this one
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Re: Best post ever in the world
yet another _fail_ discovered
Blackrhino wrote:A store that sells husbands has just opened in New
York City,
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012,789 to this floor.
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hahahah good catch Wimpeh.. but did you ever think that.. that many women could of came in... in a day?
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I thought it was funny, the rest of u have sticks up ur butt
the 1/2 guy was a midgit.
the 1/2 guy was a midgit.
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.