Birthday Party Foul
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SpikedCoffey
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Birthday Party Foul
Well this past weekend I wnet to a friend of mine and his wife's b-day party, since theres are 2 days apart they celebrate in between. Well there was about 20 of us out on their back poarch when the poarch collapsed! It was about a 15 ft. drop (5.6M i am guessing for u metric guys) I landed flat on my back, but stood right up without injury. Several of my friends were not so lucky, a few broken ankles and ribs, injured backs and twisted knees. Cuts, scrapes and buises, but not a mark on me. Which is really shocking considering on the way down someone racked me across the face with a beer bottle which actually broke on my face. Still not a scratch. I guess The Man upstairs was looking out for me
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
=Squees' gold star! 
, next time remember only go to partys on solid concrete poarch 
Compare your life to mine then kill yourself.