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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved
to another seat.


This time the smile turned into a grin, so
she moved again. The man seemed more amused, so she
once again moved.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had
the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well, your Honor, it was
like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't
help but notice her
condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The
Double Mint Twins are
Comin' and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that
said, ' Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling',
and I had to smile.

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant
sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick",
and I could hardly
contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth
time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear
Rubber could have prevented
this Accident'... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"
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lol

ps: the only thing i keep in mind from this story is that you could get arrested in the states for laughing with somebody :o
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i said something just like that when she msn'd me that rofl
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yeah i know were a big bunch of suing junkies..lol
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I live here, and I was thinking the same thing as you guys.
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It is just were squee lives. every one knows Michigan is the netherland of the states. Lots of silly people with silly laws.
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it's practically canada...
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BoBo wrote:It is just were squee lives. every one knows Michigan is the netherland of the states. Lots of silly people with silly laws.
rofl, I think you only know two laws:

- prostitutes are legal.
- marihuana is legal.

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How is that a bad thing?
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Alive wrote:How is that a bad thing?
Noone said that...
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HEY! there is nothing wrong with michigan!!!!! turd head!
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Squee wrote:HEY! there is nothing wrong with michigan!!!!! turd head!
....

now you are saying the netherlands are wrong...
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bobo said it not me.. im just defending my state.. :D
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bobo said something about michigan being the netherlands of the usa.

i'd be proud of that...
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ok.. why?
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See what i mean about people from Michigan.
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Sorry squee, but i have to go with bobo, michigan is stupid.
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yeah shut up
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Alive wrote:I like men
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Post by f@tal »

ive been to the north. it sucks. ppl are jerks
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im not a jerk.. :( unless you cut me off.. drive slow.. try to hit me with your car... or if you are plain out a jerk to me then i will be one back.. other than that im not one :(
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i said nothing about squirrels in the north...
:twisted: Compare your life to mine then kill yourself. :twisted:

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lol oh ok.. :D then i take that back! :)
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michigan wasnt there the collega shooting?
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