Stop treating women like a piece of meat. They having feelings too, aparently thats what they are rambling on about when they do this thing they call 'communicating' with you.
Work hard at my job. Sitting on the couch drinking beer is more difficult then some may think.
Go to the gym more. I found out when the cheerleaders workout schedule is
Pay more attention in church. When someone's kid starts crying and they fail to restrain the child I will gladly offer the bottle of Nytol and roll of duct tape i keep stashed under my bench.
Be nicer to yankees. I have come to realize that they are inferior to those of us in the south, and have accepted that fact.
Pay all my bills on time. I found where some guy named Edward Johnson had dropped his wallet in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
Show my support to PETA. When I accidentally swerv my car 10 feet off the road and up on the side walk to hit the dog that looks suspiciously like the one that knocked over my trash can, i will make sure I killed it on the first attempt that way it does not have to suffer.
Continue to keep my arrest record a secret from my parents.
Force myself to watch something on the Discovery channel other then American Chopper so I can safely say I learned something while watching TV.
Keep my apartment clean. Murder Steve and hide body in dumpster.
Update the football forum. Well, sometime before 2006 hopefully.
Learn to speak German...for real this time. That way I can track down the metal band that sang "Balls to the Wall" and teach them to write a song that doesn't suck.
World Peace
End world Hunger.
Learn the meaning of life.
Memorize all the words to "Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand..." that way when that song gets stuck in my head, as it does everyday, I will be able to sing more then just that one line.
Beat up Gilbert Godfried, or however you spell his name. He'll be needing that insurance duck when I am done with him.
Keep in touch with former High School classmates. I lost my shoes that I rented with my tux the night of my senoir prom at a party. The late fees are piling up.
Tell the fat chick that keeps calling me because I gave her my phone number while i was drunk on MSN one night that my name is not Trevor and I am not interested. Seriously shes called me a good 20 times now and i never return her calls, you think she would catch on by now.
Pay more attention to the needs of the clan. Seriously post any request you have right now and I will...wait... I got to go now. Post any request yo have tomorrow. On second thought after checking my schedule tomorrow is not real good for me either. What are your plans fo thursday after next?
