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don't u hate it when ppl pull the oldest joke in the book of coming on TS and saying "I am Osama Bin Laden, I want to kill you Americans" damn that gets lame. Especially since the poser yesterday was the 3rd guy to try such a thing. Lets consider the facts.

1. Osama speaks very poor english, so having a New England accent is not very convincing.

2. We can see your i.p. dip s**t and we have ways of getting revenge.

3. I promote the FBI scanner procedure next time someone tries this.
Person 1: OK i have confirmed the terrorist i.p.

Person 2: I've started the trace on the area, we should have him in 5min.

Person 1: contact the loacal police dispatch as soon as you get it, lets nail this guy by the books.

throughtout this please ignore the idiot making all the comments. i seriously doubt he will be back after u do that.
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I dun think it's anyone that knew us, just a random <b>@$$</b>. He should be cleaned and shot...well, not cleaned, cuz that'd be a waste of time and resources, and being shot would be a waste of a bullet...I know, he should be given to scientific research! That's a good idea. BOO-YAH
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or we could push him off the cliff.... thats always fun... uknow what else is fun? grapes.
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grapes are fun... not really i just wanted to agree with you.. :P
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Post by f@tal »

did any1 do that little thing i talked about with them? its cool. just put 2 grapes really close together and put in microwave. they spark a little and then they shoot what looks like fire but its just a different kind of plasma up in the air
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Knowing you fatal you would do that!!!
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Post by f@tal »

try it crazy, it really is pretty cool.
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i'll try it sometime
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go do it now if u have any grapes
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Got no grapes in the house lool need to go n buy some... :D
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<b>oh my gosh</b> crazy.. dont do it.. you will have to clean the microwave..:P
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and im sure you wouldnt want to do that...
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but seeing as you might like it (:P) hahahaaa.. im only joking
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u wont have to clean anything as long as u put a plate or paper towel under it so juice dont spill...
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Post by f@tal »

pat did it and it worked...
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what r grapes? :roll:
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You dont know wot grapes are? <b>oh my gosh</b> what world are you living at?
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Post by Wimpeh »

k, u didnt get my joke.. nvm.. I DO KNOW WOT GRAPES R! :rtfm:
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lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: (u are joking right??)
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Post by f@tal »

so i assume pat's the only one thats tried it?
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Post by Wimpeh »

well.. i dont have graves.. and i dont have a microwave..
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Post by Wimpeh »

well we had 1.. when we first got it.. i put an egg in it.. i was like SPLAT<-- that sound familier.. rofl

and cds taste jummeh 2.. :)
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hahahaha.. ok... no i dont have grapes.... srry...
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