Best post ever in the world
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:50 am
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New
York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch... you may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and
are extremely good looking.
Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012,789 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are next to impossible to
please.
"Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!"
York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch... you may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and
are extremely good looking.
Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012,789 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are next to impossible to
please.
"Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!"
was posted on one of our forums so i thought id share it with some m8s thats all :S
Thanks Rhino!!