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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting, he couldn't contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane&" At this point, Mom cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on your father's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat. Johnny continued, "Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army." The moral of the story: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
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A woman goes to the doctor's office. "Doc, I've got a strange problem I need your opinion on." "Could you describe the symptoms to me?" he asked. "Well, it's easier if I show you," she said and, standing up, proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear, she sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs. "They don't hurt or anything, but I was a little worried about them." The doctor peered closely at the two circles and said, "Are you a lesbian, by any chance?" he asked. Embarrassed, she replied, "Well, yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?" "Well," said the doctor, "I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real gold."
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A woman goes to the doctor's office. "Doc, I've got a strange problem I need your opinion on." "Could you describe the symptoms to me?" he asked. "Well, it's easier if I show you," she said and, standing up, proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear, she sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs. "They don't hurt or anything, but I was a little worried about them." The doctor peered closely at the two circles and said, "Are you a lesbian, by any chance?" he asked. Embarrassed, she replied, "Well, yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?" "Well," said the doctor, "I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real gold."
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- DreamTheater
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- SpikedCoffey
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wow, 2 perverted sex jokes from squee.
*faints
normally shes the one telling me "Shut Up!" and "Why did you post that!" My bad influence is spreading
Good jokes btw lol
*faints
normally shes the one telling me "Shut Up!" and "Why did you post that!" My bad influence is spreading
Good jokes btw lol
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
wot u mean u wudnt explain that to a 6year old,these days 6yr olds prob kno more than we do lmao,well that mite jus b the chav offspring in this country lol...if ya dont kno wot a 'chav' is then i looked this up for ya
Chav (also Chavette (female chav)) is a slang term in the United Kingdom which appeared in mainstream dictionaries in 2005[1][2] . The origins of the term are unknown but it has been suggested that the word stems from CHeltenham AVerage or (the lesser believed) Council Housed And Violent.
The term "chav" refers to a subcultural stereotype of people fixated on fashions such as flashy "bling" jewellery (Generally fake gold), and genuine (rarely seen on chavs) or knock-off (more likely to be seen) fake designer clothing with the beige Burberry pattern (most famously the baseball cap which has since been discontinued by the company), and such brands as Lonsdale, Berghaus, Burberry, Von Dutch, Louis Vuitton, Stone Island, Kappa, Adidas, Nike, and best-known Sergio Tacchini. Musically chavs also tend to have a different taste mainly involving rap, dance music and an unusual type of music known as New Monkey. Response to the term has ranged from amusement to criticism that it is a new manifestation of classism.
Chav (also Chavette (female chav)) is a slang term in the United Kingdom which appeared in mainstream dictionaries in 2005[1][2] . The origins of the term are unknown but it has been suggested that the word stems from CHeltenham AVerage or (the lesser believed) Council Housed And Violent.
The term "chav" refers to a subcultural stereotype of people fixated on fashions such as flashy "bling" jewellery (Generally fake gold), and genuine (rarely seen on chavs) or knock-off (more likely to be seen) fake designer clothing with the beige Burberry pattern (most famously the baseball cap which has since been discontinued by the company), and such brands as Lonsdale, Berghaus, Burberry, Von Dutch, Louis Vuitton, Stone Island, Kappa, Adidas, Nike, and best-known Sergio Tacchini. Musically chavs also tend to have a different taste mainly involving rap, dance music and an unusual type of music known as New Monkey. Response to the term has ranged from amusement to criticism that it is a new manifestation of classism.
- SpikedCoffey
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Jeez stop beating around the bush ppl, pun intended.
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.