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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:50 pm
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting, he couldn't contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane&" At this point, Mom cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on your father's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat. Johnny continued, "Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army." The moral of the story: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
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A woman goes to the doctor's office. "Doc, I've got a strange problem I need your opinion on." "Could you describe the symptoms to me?" he asked. "Well, it's easier if I show you," she said and, standing up, proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear, she sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs. "They don't hurt or anything, but I was a little worried about them." The doctor peered closely at the two circles and said, "Are you a lesbian, by any chance?" he asked. Embarrassed, she replied, "Well, yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?" "Well," said the doctor, "I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real gold."
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A woman goes to the doctor's office. "Doc, I've got a strange problem I need your opinion on." "Could you describe the symptoms to me?" he asked. "Well, it's easier if I show you," she said and, standing up, proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear, she sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs. "They don't hurt or anything, but I was a little worried about them." The doctor peered closely at the two circles and said, "Are you a lesbian, by any chance?" he asked. Embarrassed, she replied, "Well, yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?" "Well," said the doctor, "I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real gold."
at the first one
yeah i know i had to they were too funny.. 