well, i found a poem a while back and for some reason i have it memorized.
I woke up early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still.
When suddenly a tiny bird,
Perched on my Windowsill.
It sang a song so lovely,
And so very Gay,
That slowly all my troubles,
Began to slip away.
It sang of far off places,
Of laughter and of fun.
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers,
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window,
And crushed his little head.
I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON!
Its always funny when little animals are smashed
Found a Poem (Its funny)
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LOLOLOL good one fatal, now if u could just find one with a cat getting maimed
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
