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- Belleraphon
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- SpikedCoffey
- Ballin' on a Budget
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- Joined: Sat Aug 14, 2004 8:38 am
- Location: Ash-Town, North Carolina
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OK this isn't a funny chatroom conversation, but an actual funny cellphone call. Heres the situation, my lease is getting to run out on my apt so my roommate Scooter and I are looking for a place to live. After wasteing an hour of our time by looking at a house that was described as the realitor as a mansion but was really a p.o.s. we decided to give em a ltl payback.
(Scooter puts on his best gangsta voice)
Lady: Thanx for calling Carver Reality of Asheville. How may I help you?
O.G. Scooter: Sup Ho! I be callin' bout da pad on Windsor, it be fo sale?
Lady: Yes it is.
O.G. Scooter: Does it have at least one piece of land that be hundred yards long? It don't have to be wider then a foot though.
Lady: Well no, but what may I ask were you gonna use such a stringy piece of property for?
O.G. Scooter: Fo shooting my a.k. woman, what else?
Lady: Well its in the city limits so you wouldn't be able to do that anyways. Plus the neighbors might get mad.
Scooter: I don't give a f**k bout no neighbors! OK let me axe you this, does it have an area for a big garden?
Lady How big of a garden are you talking about?
Scooter: B***h you shouldn't be askin questions like that! By the way how often do the police patrol da area?
(Lady hangs up)
ah yes, welcome to my world!
(Scooter puts on his best gangsta voice)
Lady: Thanx for calling Carver Reality of Asheville. How may I help you?
O.G. Scooter: Sup Ho! I be callin' bout da pad on Windsor, it be fo sale?
Lady: Yes it is.
O.G. Scooter: Does it have at least one piece of land that be hundred yards long? It don't have to be wider then a foot though.
Lady: Well no, but what may I ask were you gonna use such a stringy piece of property for?
O.G. Scooter: Fo shooting my a.k. woman, what else?
Lady: Well its in the city limits so you wouldn't be able to do that anyways. Plus the neighbors might get mad.
Scooter: I don't give a f**k bout no neighbors! OK let me axe you this, does it have an area for a big garden?
Lady How big of a garden are you talking about?
Scooter: B***h you shouldn't be askin questions like that! By the way how often do the police patrol da area?
(Lady hangs up)
ah yes, welcome to my world!
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
- SpikedCoffey
- Ballin' on a Budget
- Posts: 871
- Joined: Sat Aug 14, 2004 8:38 am
- Location: Ash-Town, North Carolina
- Contact:
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
im out of fanta pomelo too so im stuck with this orange juice ://
†Mikeangelo† says:
well thats why u threw up
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
thats y i puked all over the place
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
ye
†Mikeangelo† says:
fanta is nasty
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
fanta pomelo eint
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
i bet u dunno it
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
u would be the first one
†Mikeangelo† says:
unless ur talkin bout one of the hot chicks off the commercials, otherwise its still nasty
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
no chicks in our fanta commercial
†Mikeangelo† says:
cause america rox
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
lol,,
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
i bet we get the same commercial some day
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
it usually take a while, same with movies
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
i d/l m coz they already are out in the us
†Mikeangelo† says:
yes, i heard u guys just got ur 1st duran duran album there last week
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
duran duran..?
†Mikeangelo† says:
oh, maybe u haven't got it yet
that was <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> btw
im out of fanta pomelo too so im stuck with this orange juice ://
†Mikeangelo† says:
well thats why u threw up
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
thats y i puked all over the place
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
ye
†Mikeangelo† says:
fanta is nasty
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
fanta pomelo eint
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
i bet u dunno it
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
u would be the first one
†Mikeangelo† says:
unless ur talkin bout one of the hot chicks off the commercials, otherwise its still nasty
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
no chicks in our fanta commercial
†Mikeangelo† says:
cause america rox
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
lol,,
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
i bet we get the same commercial some day
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
it usually take a while, same with movies
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
i d/l m coz they already are out in the us
†Mikeangelo† says:
yes, i heard u guys just got ur 1st duran duran album there last week
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
duran duran..?
†Mikeangelo† says:
oh, maybe u haven't got it yet
that was <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> btw
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.