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Funny Chatroom Conversations

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:37 am
by SpikedCoffey
<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the dang plants!

Be1ial: remember the old arcade games that had a message from the president about saying no to drugs?
Krizkor: haha yeah.
Krizkor: because of that blue screen before mortal kombat, i stayed off drugs.
Krizkor: but unfortunately, i began pulling people's spines out.

<Dogan> Just try and imagine michael jackson as a football player
<Samurai> ....
<Samurai> All that i'm going to say to that is:
<Samurai> the touchdown dances would be insane and kids would get in free

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<Perz> YES!!!!!
<Perz> FINALLY CABLE!!!!!!!
<Perz> NO MORE DAMN DISCONNECTS BECAUSE OF MY CRAPPY MODEM!!!!1
<TormenT> yay
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<TromenT> lol

<|HashBot|> Geography: Name a country which has the same name as a bird?
<jms> soctland
<jms> ireland
<jms> wales
<jms> kuait
<|HashBot|> Here's a hint: t**k*y
<jms> tuckey
<|HashBot|> The answer was turkey. Try and get the next one...
<jms> <b>what the heck</b>

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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<Ouroboros> Whoops

<Packet> Reminds me of the time I was naked and tried to break into that grade school...
<Packet> What were we talking about?

<delta> *.na is only 2.500 $USD
<goat> <b>what the heck</b>
<goat> they charge 2500 for a damn namibia tld?
<goat> no wonder they're all starving

WhitePony) I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?

<tokumei> green tea incense yo
<tokumei> and no pot for me today
<PFunk> Trying to quit?
<JeffreyAtW> Ooh, Toku's turning Republican and lying about his heavy drug use instead of admitting it

too_much_prozak: ooowee girl you sho-nuff is hot stuff..c'mon over my house an fool around wid me
eye_doan_know: Where you live big man? I'll think about it.
too_much_prozak: I'm in san diego..where U?
eye_doan_know: dont that beat all ...I'm in diego too
too_much_prozak: ...NO!...yer joshin.....for real?
eye_doan_know: real deal big guy.......you wanna hook up tonite?
too_much_prozak: sounds like a plan....your place? my place? or??
too_much_prozak: no..wait cant be my place...my g'friend is here.
eye_doan_know: cant be my place either...my boyfriend is downstairs.
too_much_prozak: ...what a co-ink-ee-dink my girlfriend is upstairs...........uh-oh-
too_much_prozak left the room

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:51 am
by SpikedCoffey
OK you might recognize the 2 ppl in this one.

**Displays Emoticon of Car**


is that a damn focus? what a crappy emoticon
1 GOT M1STL3TO3 1N MY P4NTS says:
no
†Spiked Coffey† says:
what is it
1 GOT M1STL3TO3 1N MY P4NTS says:
look at back
†Spiked Coffey† says:
I give up
1 GOT M1STL3TO3 1N MY P4NTS says:
i dunno
1 GOT M1STL3TO3 1N MY P4NTS says:
not focus tho
†Spiked Coffey† says:
prius?
1 GOT M1STL3TO3 1N MY P4NTS says:
dunno its got wheels
†Spiked Coffey† says:
lol
1 GOT M1STL3TO3 1N MY P4NTS says:
so it either a skatebord,car or rollerskate
1 GOT M1STL3TO3 1N MY P4NTS says:
i vote car
†Spiked Coffey† says:
figure that all by urself?

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:53 am
by BoBo
some one has been to bash.org

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:11 pm
by f@tal
yes he has and this has got to be one of the best ones ive seen:

"(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth."

Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:24 am
by SpikedCoffey
more stupid ones

<Ransome_LightHawk> You know, I heard "The Passion" is so good they are going to make a book about it
<Jaffar> Yeah. I think they're calling it "The Bible" or something

<jre> I wouldn't eat dolphin. I refuse to eat anything smarter than me. Which is why I abstain from broccoli.
<AmbushBug> I would love to only eat things smarter than me.
<AmbushBug> ...
<AmbushBug> I assume the silence is all of you standing agape at the opening i left for all of you.
<jre> Ambush: It's too predictible. We want originality in our comedy.
<jre> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:40 pm
by BoBo
Lord High Rikonian:: then they are not truly letting me "have it my way"
Lord High Rikonian:: Because I want my whopper served to me on the stomach of a nubile quivering 19 year old's belly
Lord High Rikonian:: but will Burger King do that? Nooooooooo
Lord High Rikonian:: fing false advertisements
anastas:: ummm. Rik... that was nasty
Lord High Rikonian:: I know
Lord High Rikonian:: if a company says you can have it your way...
Lord High Rikonian:: then they should let you have it your way
Zerebus:: .....they obviously weren't referring to Lord High Rikonian.
Lord High Rikonian:: well obviously
Lord High Rikonian:: why must I be persecuted so by corporate America?
Zerebus:: because you're one sick <b>biznatch</b>

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:12 pm
by BoBo
btw i tryed that today and they just laughed at me.

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:58 am
by RazoR
looool love them all ;) and who wants to play pong btw | .

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 10:11 am
by spiked_yankee
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ok your turn

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:36 pm
by Squee
|.

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:42 pm
by Squee
no..its 2 on 2.. except yankee is by him self so its more like 1 on 2

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:06 am
by [!!!]xX
http://www.fun4forums.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2834

some added funneh's u may enjoy :lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:51 pm
by SpikedCoffey
†Spiked Coffey† says:
woohoo i got big plans tonight
†Spiked Coffey† says:
they involve alcohol, a bowling alley, and a cheerleader
<font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font> BoBo says:
lol
<font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font> Bobo says: says:
they involve alcohol, a bowling alley, and a cheer squad
†Spiked Coffey† says:
i'm gonna go to a bowling alley, steal a ball and at the game tonight i will knock over the cheer leaders with it when they do their pyramid routine then run outside and hand some homeless guy a bottle of gin to take the rap for me
<font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font> BoBo says:
lol

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 6:02 pm
by Wimpeh
then i'll hope u'll find a homeless man.. well, good luck neway.. :o

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:07 am
by Wimpeh
:lol:

.[16.33]. [@Spiked_Coffey] did u do some cool camera angles?
.[16.33]. [+<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>`afK] nope
.[16.33]. [+<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>`afK] when i pressed 5
.[16.33]. [+<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>`afK] nothing happened
.[16.33]. [+<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>`afK] :O
.[16.33]. [@Spiked_Coffey] well then howthey gonna see u jumping?
.[16.33]. [@Spiked_Coffey] ur numlock is on, right?
.[16.34]. [+<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>`afK] .[ Laughing out loud ! noppe ].
.[16.34]. [@Spiked_Coffey] it can only be the 5 on the numberpad
.[16.34]. [+<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>`afK] forgot that
.[16.34]. [+<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>`afK] .[ Oh my God !! ].
.[16.34]. [@Spiked_Coffey] duh!
.[16.34]. [@Spiked_Coffey] stoop
.[16.34]. [+<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>`afK] hang on.. im gonna run into a wall
.[16.34]. [@Spiked_Coffey] don't hurt the wall
.[16.35]. [+<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>`afK] .[ Grrrrr !! i missed it ].
.[16.35]. [+<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>`afK] !!!
.[16.35]. [@Spiked_Coffey] lol
.[16.35]. * Spiked_Coffey throws a rock at the ground and misses

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:06 pm
by Squee
hahha.. coffey always says that rock thing.. lol..

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:21 pm
by Wimpeh
still dunno where he works but nvm... :)
[19:13] <<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>> what work u do?
[19:14] <Spiked_Coffey> lets see, i do, uh, nothing usually
[19:14] <Spiked_Coffey> like right now
[19:14] <Spiked_Coffey> can u believe i get paid for this crap?
[19:14] <<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>> lol..
[19:14] <Spiked_Coffey> just sitting here tlaking to you in irc, making money
[19:14] <<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>> ur a webcam boy arent u
[19:14] <Spiked_Coffey> what?
[19:14] <Spiked_Coffey> did u just call me gay?
[19:14] <<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>> no mayb girls visit u
[19:14] <<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>> lol..
[19:15] <Spiked_Coffey> oh
[19:15] <<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>> i hope so
[19:15] <Spiked_Coffey> i have to use my digital camera as a webcam
[19:15] <<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>> lol..
[19:15] <<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>> poor company..
[19:15] <Spiked_Coffey> so i can only use it for a ltl while cause it drains the batteries
[19:16] <Spiked_Coffey> no, i don't do that at work!
[19:16] <<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>> hmm
[19:16] <<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>> lol..
[19:16] <Spiked_Coffey> what kind of a freak do u think i am?
[19:16] <Spiked_Coffey> don't answer that!

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:48 pm
by RazoR
(19:44:40) (@Jose_Cuervo) nobody type !status
(19:46:00) (@<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>) k
(19:46:45) (+spiked_yankee) !status
(19:46:47) —› quit: (Jose_Cuervo) (~ybbot@res-66-169-80-159.ash.nc.charter.com) (Excess Flood)
(19:46:57) (+spiked_yankee) lol
(19:46:58 ) (+spiked_yankee) hahaha
(19:47:03) (+spiked_yankee) thats funny

made me giggle :P

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:50 pm
by Wimpeh
REVENGE! :)


[20:44] <[<font color=red><b>[<font color=white><b>fP<font color=red><b>]</font></b></b></b></b>]RazoR> most users ever online was 15 on Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:46 am
[20:44] <<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>> lol, k
[20:44] <[<font color=red><b>[<font color=white><b>fP<font color=red><b>]</font></b></b></b></b>]RazoR> :o when was that :o
[20:44] <<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>> 15 on Mon Mar 07, 2005 1:46 am
[20:44] <<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>> ...

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:14 pm
by Squee
hahahahah!!! <b>oh my gosh</b> thats stinkin hilarious.. :P

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:21 pm
by RazoR
:oops:

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:23 pm
by Squee
* Jose_Cuervo has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
<Belleraphon> uh oh
<SPiKedSquee> lol
<Belleraphon> lol
<Spiked_Coffey> now look what u did
<Belleraphon> we broke him
<Belleraphon> lol
<SPiKedSquee> i didnt do anything
<SPiKedSquee> i told me to type it
<Belleraphon> oh and your gonna pin this on us!?!?!
<Belleraphon> I dont think so
<SPiKedSquee> lol
<SPiKedSquee> yeah
<SPiKedSquee> good job guys
<Belleraphon> we didnt break him!!
<Belleraphon> I mean spam
<SPiKedSquee> uh huh
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<Jose_Cuervo> yo jack$$ u got me kicked!

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:25 pm
by Squee
<Spiked_Coffey> !romance squirrel
<Jose_Cuervo> Hey Squirrel, how would you like to climb my tree?

srry i thought this was the funniest cuza it so fit me! :D

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:26 pm
by Belleraphon
lol that was funny, We didnt spam! Uh huh sure Bart SImpson!

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:13 pm
by Wimpeh
mayb this isnt a conversation, but it sure is funny!!

yankee knows how 2 kick..

[20:57] * spiked_yankee was kicked by spiked_yankee (spiked_yankee)

doh