Squee is a damn sexy rodent
- SpikedCoffey
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***to the tune of gangsters paradise***
As I walk to my Blazer in the parking lot
I get mugged by a midget and nearly shot
So I fire up my death trap and stomp on the gas
Man this damn spring is poking me right in the <b>@$$</b>.
My engine is smoking like i'm burning wood,
So I pull over to the side and pop the hood.
CHORUS
We're riding most our lives, in the grocery getter Mikey drives.
Steps on the gas and the engine dies, thats the grocery getter Mikey drives.
My rear view mirror got ripped off in a drunken fit,
And the front bumper is missing paint from a hit.
The whole back floorboards smell like gasoline,
The seats have mystery stains from me being obscene.
I've replaced every part, engine, transmission, alternator,
coolant system, brakes system, carborator.
CHORUS
We're riding most our lives, in the grocery getter Mikey drives.
Steps on the gas and the engine dies, thats the grocery getter Mikey drives.
America couldn't build a good car if they tried,
Now that Piece of crap Blazer has died.
I think I'll get a new car and thats no joke,
Oh wait, I forgot my blonde <b>@$$</b> is broke.
thank you i will be here all week
As I walk to my Blazer in the parking lot
I get mugged by a midget and nearly shot
So I fire up my death trap and stomp on the gas
Man this damn spring is poking me right in the <b>@$$</b>.
My engine is smoking like i'm burning wood,
So I pull over to the side and pop the hood.
CHORUS
We're riding most our lives, in the grocery getter Mikey drives.
Steps on the gas and the engine dies, thats the grocery getter Mikey drives.
My rear view mirror got ripped off in a drunken fit,
And the front bumper is missing paint from a hit.
The whole back floorboards smell like gasoline,
The seats have mystery stains from me being obscene.
I've replaced every part, engine, transmission, alternator,
coolant system, brakes system, carborator.
CHORUS
We're riding most our lives, in the grocery getter Mikey drives.
Steps on the gas and the engine dies, thats the grocery getter Mikey drives.
America couldn't build a good car if they tried,
Now that Piece of crap Blazer has died.
I think I'll get a new car and thats no joke,
Oh wait, I forgot my blonde <b>@$$</b> is broke.
thank you i will be here all week
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
- SpikedCoffey
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I thought this was kind of interesting, but it only worx if English is your first language and your a fairly good reader.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt!
Were you able to read it? I was.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt!
Were you able to read it? I was.
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
- SpikedCoffey
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I found a map to margaritaville, it led me to my liquor fridge in my living room. But i did find my lost shaker of salt there.
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
- SpikedCoffey
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wow nobody has posted here in a while since u just did squee. I guess your looks are fading and ur no longer considered the 'sexy rodent' as the title states.
j/k!
lol, i was just reading my gangsta rap I worte about my car lol, I forgot I did that. The funny thing is all those problems I listed about my car are real, everyone of them. I really did replace all those parts.
j/k!
lol, i was just reading my gangsta rap I worte about my car lol, I forgot I did that. The funny thing is all those problems I listed about my car are real, everyone of them. I really did replace all those parts.
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
Mike's car
Yo, but as much as you diss your blazer, it served you and our espionage missions very well for over a year! You should have made a verse like this
All the things in the floor including fries
Gangstas cant live through another pennny flickin drive by
So we gotta regulate all these gangsta hatin hicks
Gotta play with 2nd cuz third really sticks
All the things in the floor including fries
Gangstas cant live through another pennny flickin drive by
So we gotta regulate all these gangsta hatin hicks
Gotta play with 2nd cuz third really sticks
God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.
I want em real thick and juicy...
I want em real thick and juicy...
- SpikedCoffey
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lololol thats great bro. See scooter can relate to what a total piece of crap my car is, he had to ride in it for over a year. The penny drive-bys, u guys probably don't get that line. While I drove Franchise would target shoot with pennies out the side window. Usually street signs but there was the occasional silver mercedes and homeless person.
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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- Sweet Dreams
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- SpikedCoffey
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so ur looking for a smokey and the bandit car? My dream car is a 1972 vette with an original 454.
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
^^ My current DREAM car
VV My current vehicle
VV What I want mine to look even half as good as
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9The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.
Some of my favorite sites:
* ChristianRock.net * Jesus Freak Hideout * Christian Rock Lyrics * Call FM * Pure Volume * Steelroots.tv *
Visit my MySpace page>>
My profile on Shoutlife.com
dream car
69 shelby mustang would make me very happy, although nash bridges yellow 70 cuda isnt so shabby either!
Dont feel so bad about your truck man, ask mike about my 96 neon... lol FEEL THE WRATH OF MY NEON!
Dont feel so bad about your truck man, ask mike about my 96 neon... lol FEEL THE WRATH OF MY NEON!
God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.
I want em real thick and juicy...
I want em real thick and juicy...