Squee is a damn sexy rodent
well i went to ohio with my mom today for a dish set that was discontinuing.. it was fun.. i got to get out of the house.. but it was just to dang early to shop... im srry who in gods name gets up at 6:00ish to drive to ohio get there by 9:00ish and shop.. you have to be out of your mind.. well i did it.. it was retarded.. well anyways.. i got a free breakfast out of it...
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Look at my big ole'
's
=Squees' gold star! 
Look at my big ole'
's=Squees' gold star! well then i went over my aunt and did more shopping... did i mention i HATE shopping... yes i know girls are supposed to LOVE shopping but i DREAD shopping...im pretty much a guy when it come to shopping.. i go in get what i want and get out.. simple fast and easy.. we spent a good hour or so.. looking at stupid stuff.. like shower curtains.. we have a shower curtain... we dont need another one... and i was about to collapse there from being so tired.. i didnt go to bed till like 2:30.. not good.. oh well.. so i was in the car for over 12hrs today.. now im starting to hate the car..... my friends are too funny.. they forget when they tell me things.. so they end of telling me things 4 or 5 times.. they are dolls.. ... OH!!! I GOT MY PICTURE LICENSE TODAY!!! im so happy.. but i look really bad in the picture.. well thats all..
... OH!!! I GOT MY PICTURE LICENSE TODAY!!! im so happy.. but i look really bad in the picture.. well thats all..Watch Out For Rabies I Bite!
Look at my big ole' 's
=Squees' gold star!
Look at my big ole'
's=Squees' gold star! and now for my story
Many many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red, My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life, My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad, And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run, And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue, Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandmother, too.
If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild, And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw, As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
Many many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red, My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life, My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad, And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run, And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue, Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandmother, too.
If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild, And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw, As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
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Hey Bobo, isn't that the west virginia state anthem?
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
oh well. i spell every thing wrong. also link to squees squee here
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