A Woman was about to go into labour with triplets. She was at home with her husband but he found it to stressful to cope with her so he left her. In agony she tried to make her way to the hospital on foot. When her waters broke she figured she had to get to the hospital fast so she took a short cut down an allyway. she was almost there but all of a sudden a man jumped out and shot her 3 times in the stomache with a shot gun. She fell 2 the floor and an ambulace came for her and took her to the holspital. She gave birth to 3 unharmed baby's 2 girls and 1 boy, she also survived.
15 years later..................
1 of her daughters tells her mum " Mum! mum! I just pissed out a bullet. The mum explained what happened 15 years ago and then the daughter walks off. Her other daughter walks up to her and says the same thing, the mum explains what happened 15 years ago and then the daughter walks off. Then her son walkes up to her and the mum says let me guess u just pissed out a bullet and her son says No i was playing with myself off and I shot the dog
It is currently Thu May 09, 2024 12:20 am
Compare your life to mine then kill yourself. 
=Squees' gold star! 
