Party Foul
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:55 am
My friend C-Dog recently started a new job and some of his co-workers there threw a 'party' last night. I have come to the realization that after the age of 25 (there are a few exceptions) people cannot party. Everybody shows up with cookies and pies, I show up with 2 pitchers of homemade sour smasher and a 1/5 of Jager. Afterall, it was a party, not a baking contest. They did have a keg, but only bought one of the 5 gallon ones so it was gone within an hour. btw for some reason the party started at 8? Who starts a party at 8? Most parties start at 11. Anyways I warned people my sour smasher was really strong despite the way it tasted. Did anyone listen? Hell No! 1 glass contains 5 shots yet you can taste maybe only 1/2 a shot in the cup. So these idiots are saying its weak and chugging it. Next thing you know they are all taking turns throwing up over the balcony or falling down the steps. The Blind Melon and other crappy 90s music is playing on the radio is kept t just above a whisper so that you can barely hear it standing next to it. So then C-Dog comes up to me and says "Man I think we're gonna have to bounce, Pete (who is my other roommate) is lookin kinda green." So I go looking for Pete and find him sitting in the flower bed outside. Its cold out btw, snowing infact. He is drunk off his <b>@$$</b> so I help him to my car and I drive the 3 of us home.
*Note* I was the DD so no drunk driving took place. ALWAYS have a DD and please drink responsibly, not like these idiots.
Thats it for me, I'm not going to anymore house parties unless I know the person throwing it (my friends throw great parties) or I am throwing it.
If you'd like to see what a real party looks like, all <font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font> are invited to stay with me during Bele Chere. Thats not until August but I am serious. Any <font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font> that wants to come stay with me during Bele Chere just let me know in advance. I'll make arangements to pick you up at the airport even. If theres one thing I can do good, its throw an awesome party.
Also if you guys have any "This Party Sux!' stories, post them here.
*Note* I was the DD so no drunk driving took place. ALWAYS have a DD and please drink responsibly, not like these idiots.
Thats it for me, I'm not going to anymore house parties unless I know the person throwing it (my friends throw great parties) or I am throwing it.
If you'd like to see what a real party looks like, all <font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font> are invited to stay with me during Bele Chere. Thats not until August but I am serious. Any <font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font> that wants to come stay with me during Bele Chere just let me know in advance. I'll make arangements to pick you up at the airport even. If theres one thing I can do good, its throw an awesome party.
Also if you guys have any "This Party Sux!' stories, post them here.