Spikage

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:43 pm**

Let's have fun with this:

Merchant isn't made from steel, steel is made from Merchant.

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:46 pm**

When Merchant falls in water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Merchant

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:03 pm**

Rofl

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:06 pm**

hahahahahahaha.....

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:53 am**

Merchant fights for freedom wherever there is trouble over land, and sea, and air!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:13 pm**

merchant just smells funny, end of story..

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:45 pm**

You better watch ur face Mel b4 Merchant potatoe-sacks you.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:52 pm**

*somewhere in asia; typing on a laptop with wifi*

U CAN GIVE UP MERCHANT

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:02 pm**

The chief export of Merchant is pain.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:48 pm**

merchant sleeps with a night light. not because hes afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of merchant.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:43 pm**

merchant isnt hung like a horse... horses are hung like merchant

yeah weird i know but its funny =P

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:41 pm**

Police label anyone attacking Merchant as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:57 pm**

Merchant gives adrenaline to his enemies in the game and they still can't withstand his roundhouse kick to the face.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:11 pm**

merchant doesnt wet the bed, the bed wets itself out of sheer terror.

Posted: **Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:34 pm**

Merchant doesn't read books, he just stares at them until he gets the information he wants.

Posted: **Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:14 pm**

merchant = chuck norris

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:19 am**

there is not limit to player slots on midnight spikage, just a number of ppl merchant allows to live long enough to connect.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:20 am**

merchant is not injecting himself with adrenaline as a medic, its tobasco sauce.