Escaped convict!

[kandyman]

Escaped convict!

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
Breaks into a house to look for money.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and
Ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the
convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this
guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of
time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck.
"If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey, I love
you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you

[Wimpeh]

LOL

[SPiKed X]

ROFL I didn't see that coming! LOL that's a good one!

[Squee]

ive heard that one... :p still funny

[DreamTheater]

lmao niiice