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arf, wreally?! :(
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hahahah yeah.. you even told me you felt sick cuz you ate it all... and you just barked!:P
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... WHY THESE PPL KNOW MORE ABOUT ME THEN I DO BOUT MYSELF FFS ;p, its like realy weird things goin on..
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Ah yes, a truely classical conversation in our chat room

<Spikeangelo> captain planet supported segregation
<Spikeangelo> thats why i didn't watch him
<I_R_SqueE> no they didnt
<Spikeangelo> i mean the smallest weakest guy there needed some kind of awesome power so his <b>@$$</b> wouldn't get kicked
<Spikeangelo> and what did he get? heart power
<I_R_SqueE> no
<Spikeangelo> i mean, at least give the ltl guy a gun
<I_R_SqueE> it was
<I_R_SqueE> water earth wind fire
<Spikeangelo> ...and heart
<I_R_SqueE> no
<Spikeangelo> the indian guy was heart
<I_R_SqueE> i will look it up
<W1mp> ....
<W1mp> i never watched ne cartoon like such things
<Spikeangelo> and then Capt. Planet was the stereotypical "Blue but representing the white trash community with my mullet" hero
<W1mp> only anime like naruto etc..
<W1mp> i so love that chinese anime
<I_R_SqueE> i do too
<Spikeangelo> anime? cartoon porn?
<I_R_SqueE> but only the books
<Spikeangelo> u pervs
<I_R_SqueE> no, not porn
<W1mp> arf not that..
<I_R_SqueE> lol
<Spikeangelo> whats that word for cartoon porn?
<Spikeangelo> i forgot
<I_R_SqueE> i can't remember
<Spikeangelo> lol i can see squees search title now
<Spikeangelo> "Cartoon porn cast of Captain Planet"
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henti is japanees cartoon porn
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lol when it comes to porn, ask bobo hes the expert
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i know... my friend studys japaneese.. i just forgot had to ask.. he didt put some parts in there
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<Spikeangelo> !findserver <font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font>
-MissSexeh- ::: Searching on: (1588) servers for "<font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font>".
-MissSexeh- ::: Found: (SPKSPiKage Public Bar!):(RTCW:banimod):(--):(pub):( 72.21.61.130:27960 )
-MissSexeh- ::: Found: (1) matches.
<Spikeangelo> ah ha! i got a good one
<Spikeangelo> !find nick's pecker
-MissSexeh- ::: Searching on: (1588) servers for "nick's pecker".
-MissSexeh- ::: Could not find: (nick's pecker)
*** NoN1ck is now known as NN`Afk
<Spikeangelo> your looking for it too eh?
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lol
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bwahahahaha
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awww... that was sad.. :(.. but it was funny i have to admit.. coffey you sure do know how to make something funny
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Further proof that ET is the Devil

<Mikeangelo> schiz the hiz, whats up my shiz?
<[Q]SChizo> am playing ET
<Mikeangelo> why?
<Mikeangelo> video games r 4 looozers
<Mikeangelo> they give u cancer
<Mikeangelo> and make u 'not function' properly
<Mikeangelo> it will also burn when u try to piss
<[Q]SChizo> the damage is already irrepairable
<Mikeangelo> ur poor gf
<[Q]SChizo> don't have a gf tbh
<Mikeangelo> ok, then poor lefty
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hahaha
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lmao
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(SOME PUBLIC CHAN)
[23:24:38] <neonline> if u need help pm me

(PM NEONLINE... <-- dont ask me who that is :/)
[23:25:21] <W1mp> i would like 2 order.. 2 big macs
[23:25:27] <W1mp> with sprite plz
[23:25:44] <W1mp> and not 2 much salt on the french fries plz
[23:25:44] <neonline> <b>oh my gosh</b> we don't have sprite
[23:25:47] <neonline> fanta only :s
[23:25:55] <W1mp> right then i want fanta
[23:25:57] <W1mp> no bubbles
[23:27:50] <neonline> k
[23:27:54] <neonline> gimme 2 min
[23:28:59] <W1mp> u took 4 already
[23:29:13] <W1mp> hurry up plz.. i need food now.. else my cat is gonna blow up
[23:29:19] <W1mp> it needs food
[23:29:51] <W1mp> tbh it was 2 min \o/
[23:31:39] <W1mp> hurry hurry!
[23:32:02] <neonline> done
[23:32:11] <neonline> too many customers here :s
[23:32:14] <W1mp> right
[23:32:37] <W1mp> <b>oh my gosh</b> give me it
[23:32:49] <W1mp> noooooooooooo
[23:32:55] <W1mp> fek joo my cat just blew up
[23:33:10] <W1mp> it was like miaaaaaaaabanggggg
[23:33:14] <W1mp> ....
[23:33:16] <W1mp> i need help now
[23:33:19] <W1mp> here i am
[23:33:20] <W1mp> help me

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[23:34:27] <neonline> what kind of help ?
[23:35:25] <W1mp> i need duct tape... 2 fix my cat
[23:35:55] <W1mp> i need duct tape with tiger print
[23:36:09] <neonline> :o
[23:36:54] <W1mp> dont say u dont have it...
[23:37:47] <W1mp> my cat looks like this now; http://www.cindystalnaker.com/jinx.JPG
[23:38:12] <neonline> LOL
[23:38:28] <W1mp> comon
[23:38:30] <W1mp> help!
[23:38:37] <neonline> too late tbh
[23:38:49] <W1mp> noooooooooooooo
[23:38:52] <W1mp> i dont give up..
[23:38:58] <W1mp> i know i can safe him!
[23:39:07] <W1mp> just gimme some tiger print duct tape
[23:39:52] <W1mp> nah i dont need it anymore
[23:40:04] <neonline> :)
[23:40:05] <W1mp> i always wanted 2 have a lepard print boxer...
[23:40:09] <neonline> ^^
[23:40:21] <W1mp> and this will keep my balls warm...
[23:40:32] <W1mp> thanks for the big mac and fanta tho
[23:40:34] <W1mp> i forgot 2 pay
[23:40:35] <W1mp> bb
[23:40:38] <W1mp> muahhahaa

2 many beers? yepp :/
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Thought this was quite funny :lol:

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
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seen it
:twisted: Compare your life to mine then kill yourself. :twisted:

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thats old like from a month ago.. its funny 2 read.. but its not real....
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tis real and over 2 months old
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plebhead_5@hotmail.com zegt:
who are you#
plebhead_5@hotmail.com zegt:
Your buddy has a new Buddy Icon. Take a look http://buddies.funbuddyicons.com
@[fwpscript]Icon:none|Version:01.03.00.06|Icon:none@[/fwpscript]
- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
well im not on ur list
- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
i never added u
- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
i guess
burnley have signed; Wayne thomas,Wade Elliott and Garreth O'Connor because we are the best zegt:
u addded me
burnley have signed; Wayne thomas,Wade Elliott and Garreth O'Connor because we are the best zegt:
Your buddy has a new Buddy Icon. Take a look http://buddies.funbuddyicons.com
@[fwpscript]Icon:none@[/fwpscript]
- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
no way..
burnley have signed; Wayne thomas,Wade Elliott and Garreth O'Connor because we are the best zegt:
yes way
- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
hmm...
burnley have signed; Wayne thomas,Wade Elliott and Garreth O'Connor because we are the best zegt:

burnley have signed; Wayne thomas,Wade Elliott and Garreth O'Connor because we are the best zegt:
wats ure name man who added me#
- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
Melroy...
- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
where u from
- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
and what games u play
burnley have signed; Wayne thomas,Wade Elliott and Garreth O'Connor because we are the best zegt:
wat ever thats a crap name
burnley have signed; Wayne thomas,Wade Elliott and Garreth O'Connor because we are the best zegt:
boggle
- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
stfu
- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
well i never added u
burnley have signed; Wayne thomas,Wade Elliott and Garreth O'Connor because we are the best zegt:
hi marlo u smell like my bum on a hot summers day
burnley have signed; Wayne thomas,Wade Elliott and Garreth O'Connor because we are the best zegt:
and u sound like a rlly cool fun loving person who get the girls easy
- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
tr00
burnley have signed; Wayne thomas,Wade Elliott and Garreth O'Connor because we are the best zegt:
are usexy
- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
yes
burnley have signed; Wayne thomas,Wade Elliott and Garreth O'Connor because we are the best zegt:

- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
and u are blocked
- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:

- <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> - zegt:
bb
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Post by Wimpeh »

zegt=says btw :)

(<font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font>)K!LLSW!TCH zegt:
i own wimps
(<font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font>)K!LLSW!TCH zegt:
wanna play rtcw our server?
üBER.<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> :: zegt:
no soz
(<font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font>)K!LLSW!TCH zegt:
:O
üBER.<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> :: zegt:
just got back from this fieldtrip that took ONE WHOLE FEKKING WEEK of my gr8 live filled with sexy women
(<font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font>)K!LLSW!TCH zegt:
lol
(<font color=#00ff00><b>(SPK)</b></font>)K!LLSW!TCH zegt:
right...
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that wernt funny.......
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well ks said lol..,
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Ks is a crackhead
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