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Post by Wimpeh »

true..
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Post by f@tal »

i dont get it
:twisted: Compare your life to mine then kill yourself. :twisted:

:twisted: The dumber people think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them. :twisted:

:twisted: There are no problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of explosives. :twisted:
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Post by Wimpeh »

some ppl are just 2 dumb
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Post by Master C »

somethings just aint funny
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Post by Wimpeh »

like u?
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it was ur convo u posted
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Post by Wimpeh »

yes
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Post by Belleraphon »

Yea it wasnt very funny...it only made me laugh to think that <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> might actually believe the things he posts on this forum
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Hey i never said it was funny, but the comments are.. And isnt this the place where all funny conversations must be?
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lol nice 1 bell
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OK this isn't a funny chatroom conversation, but an actual funny cellphone call. Heres the situation, my lease is getting to run out on my apt so my roommate Scooter and I are looking for a place to live. After wasteing an hour of our time by looking at a house that was described as the realitor as a mansion but was really a p.o.s. we decided to give em a ltl payback.

(Scooter puts on his best gangsta voice)

Lady: Thanx for calling Carver Reality of Asheville. How may I help you?

O.G. Scooter: Sup Ho! I be callin' bout da pad on Windsor, it be fo sale?

Lady: Yes it is.

O.G. Scooter: Does it have at least one piece of land that be hundred yards long? It don't have to be wider then a foot though.

Lady: Well no, but what may I ask were you gonna use such a stringy piece of property for?

O.G. Scooter: Fo shooting my a.k. woman, what else?

Lady: Well its in the city limits so you wouldn't be able to do that anyways. Plus the neighbors might get mad.

Scooter: I don't give a f**k bout no neighbors! OK let me axe you this, does it have an area for a big garden?

Lady How big of a garden are you talking about?

Scooter: B***h you shouldn't be askin questions like that! By the way how often do the police patrol da area?

(Lady hangs up)

ah yes, welcome to my world!
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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hahahaa.. thats great.. very funny
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lol to funny
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Post by f@tal »

hahahaha
:twisted: Compare your life to mine then kill yourself. :twisted:

:twisted: The dumber people think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them. :twisted:

:twisted: There are no problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of explosives. :twisted:
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Post by milan »

hahahahahaha lol gd :shock:
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Post by MoW »

erm ill join in too hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (breathe) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Post by SpikedCoffey »

.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
im out of fanta pomelo too so im stuck with this orange juice ://

†Mikeangelo† says:
well thats why u threw up

.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
thats y i puked all over the place

.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
ye

†Mikeangelo† says:
fanta is nasty

.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
fanta pomelo eint

.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
i bet u dunno it

.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
u would be the first one

†Mikeangelo† says:
unless ur talkin bout one of the hot chicks off the commercials, otherwise its still nasty

.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
no chicks in our fanta commercial

†Mikeangelo† says:
cause america rox

.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
lol,,
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
i bet we get the same commercial some day
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
it usually take a while, same with movies
.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
i d/l m coz they already are out in the us

†Mikeangelo† says:
yes, i heard u guys just got ur 1st duran duran album there last week

.:. -_-' .:. *Purr purr* says:
duran duran..?

†Mikeangelo† says:
oh, maybe u haven't got it yet


that was <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> btw
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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geez they aint got duran duran yet.
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Post by Wimpeh »

Whatcha say we go picking wild flowers says:
i am.. but im not


emm no comment
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i dont see why that is funny.. Leave Me Alone I Am Sick :(
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Post by Wimpeh »

aww,,

ohhh, i am sick, but im not sick!
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but that wasnt for that...it was for the heavy sleeper part..
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Post by Wimpeh »

i am a heavy sleeper, but im not a heavy sleeper..

fine :)
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its still not funny.. i explained it to you...
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Post by MoW »

lol duran duran,there were like in the 80's or summat,george michael werent it? lmao i h8 my parents argh could of produced me wen the good music started........hang,is there gd music lol
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