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H3LL0ooooooO00!

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Thought i would drop in and say Hi :roll:

Lets ask some stupid questions 8)

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Do stairs go up or down?

Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

Can mute people burp?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Enjoy SxC peeps :D
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PhilX2 wrote: Lets ask some stupid questions 8)
How did you get out of your cage?
PhilX2 wrote: Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
I think they draw the line at X rated
PhilX2 wrote: Do stairs go up or down?
They don't go anywhere, escalators do.
PhilX2 wrote: Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
After leaving the bar some nights I'm a little foggy with my head in the clouds, definately yes.
PhilX2 wrote: Can mute people burp?
A burp is just gas and I'm pretty sure I was in an elevator once with a mute guy that farted. So if it can come out one end it can sure come out the other. BTW they also favor a lot of garlic in their diet.
PhilX2 wrote: If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Not since Satan decided he wanted to save money on his electric bill so he bought a Trane brand heat pump. Quite and energy efficient with all the performance and guarantees you can only find with Trane. Go to trane.com to find out how you could be saving money today!!!

there, i have solved all of your rhetorical questions you though were unsolvable, thus proving I am the smartest man alive, and you owe me money. I accept cash, check and women (sexiness of women pending interview of course).
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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I'll give u squee :P
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you can't give whats already mine :P
I rode a tank and held a generals rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
I shouted out 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me.
Let me please introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached bombay.
Pleased to meet you hope you guessed my name.
But whats puzzling you is the nature of my game.
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PhilX2 wrote: Lets ask some stupid questions 8)
PhilX2 wrote: Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Yes when is the last time you seen some one carded at a theater
PhilX2 wrote: Do stairs go up or down?
That is why Rich stupid people have 2 staircases one for going up the others for going down.
PhilX2 wrote: Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
Fog is a low cloud.
PhilX2 wrote: Can mute people burp?
A burp is just gas.
PhilX2 wrote: If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Were do you think heat rises from?
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HAHAHAA!!! good one Bobo and mike.. Oh! and mike you sure do make me laugh some times :D
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Actually, I got carded at a theatre the other day...I'm 20...I have no license...a manager had to come out b/c all I had was my college id...
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