Spikage

This is just what it sounds like. A thread where pup n I quote the funniest parts from convos we've had with each other.... and that makes a lot. Feel free to add your critics (or your satisfaction over how gloriously funny me n puppy really are ^^)

Msg from Puppy: pot and pup must insist that nobody tries to recreate or reinact, any stunt or activité performed in this tread

^^

Enjoy!

PuPPy: ffs, the gayblondguy is gonna be second
PuPPy: argh!
Jonas | aka prins Nost: good thing i dont give a <b>freak</b> xD
PuPPy: aye lol
PuPPy: u should see it tbh
Jonas | aka prins Nost: iuk
Jonas | aka prins Nost: u gotta be kidding me
PuPPy: nope, u'ld laugh
PuPPy: really
Jonas | aka prins Nost: cant help it m8...I just h8 kids tbh
PuPPy: rofl
PuPPy: neeeeeh some r cute
Jonas | aka prins Nost: ...
PuPPy: well, funny cute
PuPPy: not cute cute O.o
Jonas | aka prins Nost: know what u meant, just dont agree
Jonas | aka prins Nost: I hate 'em all, no matter origin, size, age, features...
PuPPy: rofl
PuPPy: anti-racisme
Jonas | aka prins Nost: sumat like that
PuPPy: is that, positive discrimination??
Jonas | aka prins Nost: idd:P

Jonas | aka prins Nost: trying to sort out some things here on the co
Jonas | aka prins Nost: <b>freaking</b> messed up
PuPPy: lol
PuPPy: to much pron on there mate
Jonas | aka prins Nost: true xD
Jonas | aka prins Nost: gonna clean up in that jungle too, a little
PuPPy: lol
PuPPy: keep the best parts
PuPPy: and send them over
Jonas | aka prins Nost: hahahah
Jonas | aka prins Nost: My "movies" folder is actually only 15.3GB...
PuPPy: damn
PuPPy: 30 movies +
Jonas | aka prins Nost: let's seee here...
Jonas | aka prins Nost: 10.2GB pr0n rofl
PuPPy: send it over here
PuPPy: hah
PuPPy: i'll make 100 e mails so u can send them like that
Jonas | aka prins Nost: lols

lol...you gona get graduated in french very soon you nuts

Wimpeh wrote:FUQ
<b>teh pwnz0rer</b>` zegt (21:09):
say something funny
<b>teh pwnz0rer</b>` zegt (21:09):
i put it on the forums
Jonas | aka Flonzie ^^ Chacka-lacka-boom! zegt (21:10):
have to think..
<b>teh pwnz0rer</b>` zegt (21:10):
3
<b>teh pwnz0rer</b>` zegt (21:10):
2
<b>teh pwnz0rer</b>` zegt (21:10):
1
<b>teh pwnz0rer</b>` zegt (21:10):
goooo
Jonas | aka Flonzie ^^ Chacka-lacka-boom! zegt (21:10):
nope
<b>teh pwnz0rer</b>` zegt (21:10):
LOL
<b>teh pwnz0rer</b>` zegt (21:10):
FUNNY
Jonas | aka Flonzie ^^ Chacka-lacka-boom! zegt (21:10):
ffs xD

prolly best convo ever ;o

Hehe, old one <font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font>. ^^

Good tho. My left hand is mostly blckls. Wondwer if tjat is because of the fireworisk we fired off earliter tonight...let's hope soö...

Lol, sorry if this makes no sense at all, I am a little tipsy (lol pup) ^^

Happy new year in any ways.

P.S: Didnt meet tloml. x(

d:s.

no reply tbh

i didn't sleep tonight, and my parents r in worse shape then me, can't be good

tbh YOUTH PWNZ

i went off to bed early

PuPPy~ : gotta poo
Jonas | Burned myself...again..: mmm, i really didnt wanna know
PuPPy~ : ye u do
Jonas | Burned myself...again..: true
Jonas | Burned myself...again..: i did
PuPPy~ : hehe
Jonas | Burned myself...again..: now go poo before it ends up in the panties
Jonas | Burned myself...again..: err..boxers, I mean :S
PuPPy~ : ffs somebody's in bathroom
PuPPy~ : ARGH
Jonas | Burned myself...again..: Poo in the kitchensink?
PuPPy~ : good idea
PuPPy~ : brb


that last line was 1.05pm. He still hadn't returned 7 mins later, so I guess it went well...

sensitive people plz beware, there might be new stuff in this convo, it involves blood.. and certain PERIODS

onas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
heh
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
bk btw
PuPPy~ zegt:
i hate it when girls tell me they r in their periods
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
LOL!
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
xD
PuPPy~ zegt:
i feel so nasty atm
PuPPy~ zegt:
dirty
PuPPy~ zegt:
even feel like i'm covered in slime
PuPPy~ zegt:
the humanity
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
Does it happen often that girls come up to you, telling you they're in their period?
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
maybe it's a sign..
PuPPy~ zegt:
mnooo, tbh this is a "self burn"
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
that you sohuld be a gynecologist. xD
PuPPy~ zegt:
facking hell
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
sounds funny as hell if u ask me.
PuPPy~ zegt:
gynaecologist
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
i mean, the fact that ppl tell u they havin period.
PuPPy~ zegt:
well if i nag long nough bout it
PuPPy~ zegt:
just nm!!
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
lol
PuPPy~ zegt:
or i'll tell you who's having them!!
PuPPy~ zegt:
that will burn you O.o
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
Oh good, go ahead
PuPPy~ zegt:
SHE hah
PuPPy~ zegt:
buurn
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
(Bringing notepad)
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
why does that burn me?
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
xd
PuPPy~ zegt:
notepad? what u gonna do? calculate her period?
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
yeah
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
xD
PuPPy~ zegt:
ieuw
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
measure the amount of blood drippin out
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
iuk <b>oh my gosh</b>
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
puke subject
PuPPy~ zegt:
this is worse then the time i heared my mom say and show to the doctor when her menopauze was
PuPPy~ zegt:
shocking image imo
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
menopauze...
Jonas | Burned myself...again.. zegt:
the hell is that?
PuPPy zegt:
lmfao

lol had to post, angel's reaction to the previous post:

blackangeL zegt:
you posted?
blackangel zegt:
yes you did lol
PuPPy~ zegt:
myee
PuPPy~ zegt:
you don't wanna read it tbh
blackangel zegt:
NUTS lmao
blackangel zegt:
is it true?
PuPPy~ zegt:
no we faked the whole thing
blackangel zegt:
lol thought so

just merge pup and pot , call him puppot

can talk to himself then haha

the poop one was funny lol

Kazza wrote:the poop one was funny lol

because you dont know what per....

nvm i'm older now i have to act more mature...

yeah it was funny kazza

of course it was your 10 years old

PUPPY you big mouth ...no more convos with you

Jonas | Pluggar säger: ah, just finished drinking a litre of cactus/lime drink
Jonas | Pluggar säger: damn I'm like a camel
PuPPy~ säger: lal
PuPPy~ säger: hey if u write succes with an X and u turn it around u get SEX US
Jonas | Pluggar säger: lmfao
Jonas | Pluggar säger: why do u think about that stuff? xD


PLUS...(For those of you who know the meaning of the words)

PuPPy~ säger: gonn do some superfast reading of the rest of the book now
PuPPy~ säger: can't stand it nomore and exams only start monday :S
Jonas | Pluggar säger: ouch
Jonas | Pluggar säger: hf
PuPPy~ säger: no wait
PuPPy~ säger: loml (aka Puppy's gal:P /Jonas) is having studybreak
PuPPy~ säger: so me 2
Jonas | Pluggar säger: xD
Jonas | Pluggar säger: u lamer
Jonas | Pluggar säger: gimmeh her msn. I'll be nice.
Jonas | Pluggar säger: (A) <<---(aka halo-smiley)
PuPPy~ säger: <b>freak</b>
Jonas | Pluggar säger: I'll just chat w/ her
Jonas | Pluggar säger: come onnn... ;P
PuPPy~ säger: ffs i don't want you ended up with broken heart cause u can't have her
Jonas | Pluggar säger: lol
PuPPy~ säger: no way you can guess her e mail tbfh
Jonas | Pluggar säger: lien_blablabla@hotmail.com?
PuPPy~ säger: nope
Jonas | Pluggar säger: iluvjochen@hotmail.com?
PuPPy~ säger: wish it was
Jonas | Pluggar säger: damnit ><
PuPPy~ säger: yours then?
PuPPy~ säger: madeleine69@hotmail.swe ?
Jonas | Pluggar säger: haha
Jonas | Pluggar säger: that was <b>freaking</b> bad tbh xD
Jonas | Pluggar säger: actually, her msn is:
Jonas | Pluggar säger: jonas@mypunani@hotmail.com
PuPPy~ säger: looool
PuPPy~ säger: punaniisatropicalfruit@hotmail.com
Jonas | Pluggar säger:
Jonas | Pluggar säger: i'm gonna make me an account like that

And so on...

watch russel peters to get lot a jokes we make tbh :p he's real funny.. no shipz

PuPPy~ säger: peeps that haven't seen russel peter won't laugh
Jonas | Pluggar säger: nah
Jonas | Pluggar säger: that's why I put in the (blablabla) before
PuPPy~ säger: views=102 lmfao
Jonas | Pluggar säger: always something.
PuPPy~ säger: there rn't that many eskimo's nomore in the world
Jonas | Pluggar säger: rofl

(Puppy tuning in on SPiKed-RadiO)

PuPSy ~: swedish rock <b>what the heck</b>
PuPSy ~: come on
PuPSy ~: gimme something sweet
Jonas | : Swe? LOL!
Jonas | : Australian ffs
PuPSy ~: rolling stones w/e
PuPSy ~: w/e rocks ur cokk
PuPSy ~:
Jonas | : AC/DC familiar?
PuPSy ~: it's ABC moron

totally out a context :p

ì think you have serious aids problems!

PuPSy: ow did i tell u i pwned this week? thursdaynight = partynight normally but not many were gonna go, me neither, couldn't be bothered but i did wanna party, *the love of my life * asks me if i was gonna go (i knew she wasn't gonna go) so i said: euh no prolly not. she said: ow but you gotta come, i might pop in tonight so i said: ok i'll go

Jonas | : haha

PuPSy: i was gonna spend the night with (blablabla) and what happened? she said that i could sleep over at her house so me and her went to next bar, when all others were gone, jumpt in the car, headin' to her home

Jonas | : hehe.. aand..?

PuPSy: i slept on floor lol

Jonas | : well, what did u do BEFORE u slept, silly?

PuPSy: parents didn't know i was gonna sleep over, would have been weird i guess cause in the mornign her bro pops in yellin': hey *love of Puppy's life ^^* you gotta get u... euh loo when he saw me liein' on floor lol. then 5 secs later, her mom enters, i was like: eum hello, good mornin'

Jonas | : hahahahahaha xD Priceless!

PuPSy: you wanna know the suckie part of it all? wait till you hear this, you'll fall off your seat.

Jonas | : yeah..?

PuPSy: we wake up, the first thing she says: goddamned jochen, you snore like hell lol (when i've drunk i snore like a bear ) i woke her up 3 times or somthing i was like : "goddamned <b>freak</b> <b>freak</b> <b>freak</b> sorry "

Jonas | : LOL xD

that's a mean post :p
at least i had a girl to wake up :p EY POT

Hahahahaha, that was a gd one m8. xD

Cheers!






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