Spikage

Ugh, sory i been away for a few days guys. I've been worshiping the porcelin goddess and for once, it had nothing to do with having a drink, but instead a chicken sandwich. In the midst of going Christmas shopping at the mall i decided to get a samdwich at the Chik-fil-a while i was in the foodcourt. Yeah, bad idea. I've had food poisoning going on for two and a half days now. So don't eat the mall chicken.

Well i hope everyone had a Merry Christmas, I know I did. Except for having to put my litle nephew's train set together for about 4 hours.

My family is a little wierd, just like me. That is to say we have the same taste in things, such as food. For Christmas lunch we had Smoked Turkey and Cold Boiled Shrimp. Both of which are my favorites. After recovering from the whole Chick-Fil-A food poisoning incident, I was starving and probably ate a pound and a half of shrimp by myself.

I have this thing for seafood, I absolutely love it. Even sushi. But my favorite is shell fish, mainly raw oysters. Theres actually a drink, an oyster shooter, that calls for a raw oyster. You take a washed oyster still in the shell, crack the shell open and pour in a tablespoon of tobasco sauce and i shot of vodka and drink the whole thing down. Needless to say it is a very acquired taste.

I had a great christmas. i am still full from it. we had 3 meals for christmas eve we had 15 ppl over and oyster chowder. sounds odd but very good. then christmas breakfast we had 20 ppl over and had bacon and eggs and sausage and pancakes and waffels and this egg casaroll thing and alot more. then christmas dinner we had 16 ppl over and had turkey and shrimp and these realy realy good yams.

aaah i love shrimp. mmm those are good. yeah im still fat from christmas. woohoo!

i had shrimp on xmas eve.. along with all my grandmas polish foods .. good as hell.. then good ol' ham for xmas.. mmmmm

my christmas was ok,, and i h8 shrimps <b>oh my gosh</b>.. i dont like ne fish at all they smell bad and the only thing they are good for is slapping ppl in irc.. :O

now i'm hungry, anyone here a good cook I will come over. I can't cook worth a damn, I burn my cereal every morning



Now all my family is famous,
From doing one thing or another.
You don't know what my name is,
But you know all my sisters & brothers.
Some are working hard as a savior,
The others working hard as a soldier.
Me, I'm just you next door neighbor
Working hard to try and stay sober.

no, oatmeal is oatmeal, i said cereal. I don't like oatmeal. I'm not a huge grits fan either unless ur talking about shrimp and grits.

On second thought, i love grits

Girls
Raised
In
The
South

nothing is impossible with me my stupididitti...stoopitt...stewpididit...not smartness knows no limits

I woke up again this morning with the sun in my eyes,
When Mike came over with a script surprise.
A Mafioso story with a twist,
A "Too Wong Foo, Julie Newmar" hitch,
Get your <b>@$$</b> out of bed, he said:
I'll explain it on the way.

But we did nothing, absolutely nothing that day, and I say:
What the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. ?
I got the fever for the flavour
The tab to pick up later.
Still I need a fix.
Maybe a few slutty chix.

And the girls on the bus kept on staring at us,
As we rode on the ten down to Venice again.
Flaring out the G-Funk,
Sipping on a juice and gin,
Just me and a friend.
We were feeling kinda groovy,
Working on a spiked smoothie.

But we did nothing, absolutely nothing that day, and I say:
What the hell am I doing drinking in L.A.?

With my money on my mind and my mind on my beer
Well the left half, the right on some girl's rear.

I know that life is for the taking, so I better wise up, and take it quick.
Yeah, one more forty from Trader Vic's.

Some men there wanted to hurt us,
And other men said we weren't worth the fuss.
We could see them all bitching by the bar,
About the fine line, between the rich and the poor,
We walked out and left a gernade on the floor.
Then Mike turned to me and said:
"What do you think we got done son?"
I said: "Not a damn thing but it sure was fun"

If you need to get a drink go with Mike to L.A.
On second thought, Mike doesn't need to drink on a Monday.

LOOOOOL....Mike

<font color=yellow><b>We All Hate You F@tal!!</b></font>

.....yeeaaahhh......

ya just ruin all my fun

ok, quick question, someone told me he couldn't find a word to rhyme with orange, so i said poridge ( like the oatmeal type stuff). He said that didn't rhyme but I said it was close enough. What do u guys think?

<font color=#FF33CC><b>teh pwnz0rer</b></font> ur not allowed to answer this 1 lol.

im thinking why am i not allowed 2 answer it, <b>what the heck</b> :S